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Says Who?
In 2016, two friends—and author and a journalist--sat down to ride through the final weeks of the Presidential election by talking to the journalists covering it. They thought they were doing eight episodes. They were wrong. What started as a short trip has become a long and strange journey. They’ve...
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INTO THE PIT
2026 has arrived on the stage with a lot to prove. Thirteen days in, Dan and Maureen try to parse it all, and they have an idea: bear holes.
NO DIRECTION
Welcome to 2026?
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MAUREENOLOGUE
It's the end of the year and Maureen has some things to say.
Happy New Year?
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BIG MUG
This week, as 2025 draws to a close after an astonishing 11 month run, Dan and Maureen find themselves the holiday spirit. Maureen has a great big mug...
GARBAGE BRAGS
This week, Maureen and Dan had to record on Monday, so whatever weird stuff happened on Tuesday, they don’t know about. Don’t tell them. No spoilers.<...
AMERICAN CANYON
Gobble gobble! It’s pretty much Thanksgiving! This week, Dan and Maureen are reflecting on 2025 so far. Like Trump falling in love with Mamdani. Stuff...
WE DID NUZZI THIS COMING
Hey, SaysWhovia, are you ready for a little extra this week? This is the Fish Delight of Says Who—50% more—and all of it rich and filling! Come with u...
OKAY FRODO
This week, Maureen is on her way to Iceland, and Dan is in Chicagoland, where the battle rages on. Time to talk about the ACA and the Democrats in gen...
OYSTERS!
Surprise! It was Maureen’s mom’s birthday. She is in PA. There was a party. Actually, there was more than one party. Maureen is still there, so things...
FLYING ON ONE WING
Dan and Maureen are back after an unexpected absence (last week’s episode had to go to the Secret Place). A lot has happened! Maureen is trying to mak...
392th BONUS EPISODE SPECTAULAR!
In 2016, two babies sat down to make an eight episode podcast. Now, on episode 400, they reflect on all the things they didn’t know going into this id...
300 FOOT SKELETON
Dan hates Illinois Nazis.
But there here, so we're gonna have to deal with them.
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FAT BATTLESHIPS
It's been a week, Sayswhovia.
A.
Week.
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INFLATE THE BABY
SaysWhovia, some weeks come with too much filling. The news oozes out and gets all over your clothes. This was such a week. And like two people unwitt...
DIVER DOWN
OK yes that thing happened, you know the one. But did you hear about the scuba diver thief at Disney World????
Maureen has a book out, awful new...
NUMBER NINE NUMBER NINE NUMBER NINE
Nine years ago Maureen and Dan sat down to record an eight episode podcast. Mistakes were made.
Here they are, 395 episodes later, while Maureen...
MR. GIULIANI'S WILD RIDE
We know why you came this week, and we are here to deliver.
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UTAH COTTON
Dan and Maureen are back! Well, Maureen is still where she was and Dan is still not home, but they are back in SaysWhovia at the end of Dan’s Very Bad...
ROAD ARMOR
Sometimes you find a mace on the road, SaysWhovia.
It’s 2025. Pick it up.
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UP ON THE ROOF
SaysWhovia, Dan needs a hug. Maureen, however, is fine and has the receipts to prove it. Everything is very normal and very cool with her. Also, with...
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO DROWN ONE
Maureen is back from the green, green fields of England and has brought a whole new outlook! She saw a cow. Everything is better now. But she did have...
ENGLAND'S DREAMING
This week, Maureen is in England, where not everything is terrible. There’s tea at four. Birds are singing in the trees. A gentle breeze blows through...
BADGER WATCH
Hey Sayswhovia! It is hot and it is bad and Maureen and Dan are here to help (???) you through it.
And hey, as bad as things are, at least you'...
BUTTER DEMON CASTLE
Welcome back to regular Says Who service as Dan’s schedule starts to regulate.
And good things are happening! Maureen is sewing and making froy...
THE FIVE CUOMOS
It sure is hot out there, SaysWhovia.
Especially in NYC, where Maureen has been out voting. Dan has thoughts on this, because he always has tho...
THE PUDDING HOUR
Dan had a genuinely rough week, SaysWhovia. We’re going to have a relaxing episode with some pudding and a nice parade. A big parade. Huge. And maybe...
NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER
Everything is going great SaysWhovia. Maureen's brain is shorting out as her deadline grows near, the recording connection keeps freezing up, and Elon...
NO ONE WANTS YOUR PANTS
It’s been a messy start to today, SayWhovia. Literally. But we’re going to get through it together.
Because this week, we have a delicious meal...
GOOD LUCK BOSS
SaysWhovia! Maureen is off to become a lobbiest (no really) and Dan is back in Chicago—home of The Pope, did you hear—and Bruce Springsteen is on tour...
THE ONE WHERE DAN GOES TO THE FRIENDS EXPERIENCE
Dan was in New York over the weekend and Maureen wanted to give him a window into authentic NYC living by taking him to The Friends Experience. Yes, t...
NO NO SOAPY
Maureen is in Philadelphia, enjoying the greenery and the ticks. Dan is in Chicago, enjoying his basement. And tariffs. Yes, it’s Tariff Talking Time!...
WHAT A MARKER
Dan and Maureen think you need a break. They want to talk to you about some good television and games. Give your mind a rest. Renew yourself. Also, Tr...
DEATHVANCE
You guys.
You guys.
You guys.
You guys.
He killed the Pope.
Preorder The Creeping Hand Murder here: https://...
SOUP BUCKET
This week, Dan and Maureen are joined by Akilah Hughes to talk about…something.
Akilah and Dan definitely want to talk about something, but the...
MEAT ON THAT RAT
It's Tariff Time over in SaysWhovia! Let's all celebrate the return of American manufacturing, which is absolutely going to happen.
Also, please...
STRETCH THAT LENTIL
We don’t know what the Day of Liberation holds for the economy, but obviously it’s going to be great.
Right now, Cory Booker is still talking,...
RATSIGNAL
Check your phone, SaysWhovia. You're in the groupchat.
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MEET THE BAILEYS
SaysWhovia, you have no idea how deep this one goes. Hang on.
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THE SHERIFF OF SAYSWHOVIA
Whoooo, there is a lot going on. It’s not great! Maureen got distracted and put her phone in the wash. She is maybe not okay. Also, she has fallen in...
DARK POSITVITY
This week, Teslas are burning, no one is sleeping right, everything is falling apart, and Dan is…weirdly optimistic? Well, he’s invented something new...