The Luke and Pete Show
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The Luke and Pete Show
Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for an unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe, seeing where each fascinating one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everything in between, The Luke and Pete Show is your...
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Arise, Battery Robot!
Bad news everyone: Peter has been sealing his car and now he absolutely stinks. No matter what he tries, he can't get the stink off. Luke tries to tak...
Sodden on the South Coast
Today we hear all about Luke's experience of the 2025 Great South Run. 10 miles of sheer hell in biblically bad conditions, he nonetheless just about...
Row, Fisherman, Row
Did you ever play manhunt as a kid? And did it ever end up with you almost dying on some mudflats? Those are just two of the questions Luke and Pete t...
This Isn't a Prank
The lesson to take from today's episode is that algorithms will be the death of us all. And what's more, no-one even seems to care. Luke and Pete disc...
Dysfunctional Breathing
Pete visits a notable lungman about his wreck of a body. Will he get the answers he so desperately needs? Will he get a new inhaler? And, more importa...
Big Fat Northern Holiday
Hello all! The game is afoot on this episode as the lads don their deerstalkers and whip out the magnifying glasses to investigate a blurry picture of...
Algorithm Busters
The lads start today's show by talking about AI girlfriends before having a good old chinwag about large language models (lady, lady, m'lady). After t...
Peruvian Power Hour
Behold! Because the lads are back with the usual nonsense, including but not limited to, Old El Paso, Uncle Ben's rice, writing the quiz questions for...
Train Station Stranger
Pete's been on the small talk again, he can't get enough of it these days. This time it was a man that decided to walk with him to the train station a...
My name is Grandma
The lads open proceedings by chatting about a picture of Pete's dad's quite strange-looking foot, which has been provided to us in x-ray format via wh...
Midwest Pete
Hello everyone and welcome back to an all-new episode of The Luke and Pete Show! This time around, the lads imagine what it would be like if Pete grew...
The Beef Paste Andrew Tate
Luke is stunned and offended by Pete's bombshell revelation that he can no longer make their planned evening out at the Towngate Theatre in Basildon t...
Guitar Solo Eye Contact
Welcome to your all-new episode of The Luke and Pete Show! Recording late because Pete forgot about it and decided to take his computer apart instead,...
Your Guitar Has No Strings
It's a pretty guitar-heavy episode today as the lads chat about musical performance-themed anxiety nightmares (Pete's a member of the Smashing Pumpkin...
Another Glass of Amniotic Fluid, Sir?
Today's show opens with the bombshell revelation that Peter has enjoyed breakfast with the Oliver twins, creators of the Dizzy franchise! But what did...
The World's Oldest Flamingo
It's been a crazy few days in the world of Luke and Pete. Peter's had a recent break ruined by the wanton destruction of an animal, Luke's had his wee...
Coleslaw Mix for the Soul
What does male self care mean to you? Remember, there are no right or wrong answers to this question; to Luke it means going to a football match alone...
Uncle Labubu
Pete tries to do a nice thing for his niece and ends up tearing around central London on a doomed quest to find a Labubu. The labubu he eventually lan...
The Incognito Butcher
After copping a tremendous amount of deserved flak from general practitioners everywhere for his ill-advised comments, Luke is considering shaving off...
Pepe le Prawn's Little Door
Luke's been on a Disney cruise! He tells Pete all about it - the characters appearing out of nowhere and terrifying his son, the amazing places he vis...
Wound Check
Greetings, all! Where to start this week? Well, Pete celebrated Stak moving offices to central London by heading straight to Harley Street and having...
I Trust the Streets
Today's episode starts with an impassioned debate about whether you can drive both ways over the Queen Elizabeth Bridge in east London. If that doesn'...
Little Dirty Pennies
Pete's been thinking about opening his own nursery, but stumbles badly over what he'd call it. But never mind all that, because as ever on The Luke an...
A Little Sweet Treat
The lads have moved into a new office and are starting to roll out their best small talk efforts with their new colleagues. But something more pressin...
Creating a Human Flute
Are we living in an entirely new societal system? There's plenty of evidence to suggest we are. And it's called The Peteriarchy. But how many Petes ar...
A National Trevor
Pete and Luke are back to ask a question that is surely on the lips of everyone - who is the UK's National Trevor? There's also time to discuss how ma...
Powered by Lasagne
Today on your all-new LAPS portion: Luke meets the Bad Boy of Petanque in the flesh, there's some reminiscing about the abandoned 3D TV revolution and...
Oven Water
What foods would you say are acceptable to eat before midday? Unsurprisingly, Pete doesn't discriminate. Not that he can, mind you; his oven is inexpl...
Bathroom blood
What's Peter doing in the bathroom with a shard of porcelain stuck in his foot? And why are there bloody footprints everywhere? And more importantly,...
Grand Provocateur
Pete's fluent in French! Who knew? Did Pete even know until this recording?
The boys discover a definitive list of the world's hardest languages...
Magna Carta Men
What's your favourite internet fight? Luke and Pete list a few contenders, including a man getting told he's about to be thrown into a lake before bei...
Two Stings and a Flea
It's something of a music-themed show today as Pete reveals he once interviewed Flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers and he had something resembling a tort...
The Waxy Wing Oreo
Pete saved a bird's life this week, but can he split the G on a pint of Guinness? And if he can, does that make him a 6 Music Dad?
Elsewhere, t...
3,200 Cans of Moretti
Remember when Pete went to Newquay and put his foot through the ceiling of an AirBnB? Well he's once again returned to the scene of the crime, only th...
Smooching Noel Edmonds
It's a fine Thursday to discuss Pete's most inspirational piece of work yet - a lovely graphic of him kissing Noel Edmonds. Luke's not quite sure why...
Volvo car chase
Rejoice, for Luke and Pete are back! And this time around they're talking Jeff Bezos' wedding - what's the small talk going to be like?
Meanwhil...
Why do you always let Luke talk over you?
In what is sure to become absolutely seismic news, Pete was accosted at a train station this week by a listener who quite simply hates Luke and his in...
Urinating off a diving board
This is a show primarily about urination. But don't let that put you off! We all do it! But do we all do it on consecrated ground, or off of diving bo...
The Sacred Pub
Pete’s riding high after winning a 90s-themed pub quiz, but Luke isn’t celebrating – he’s staunchly anti-pub quiz, claiming it threatens the sanctity...
Y-Front Nation
Scandal rocks the studio as Pete catches Luke doing the unthinkable: eating a snack on air. Things spiral further when Luke takes a swing at pronounci...