The Luxury Podcast
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The Luxury Podcast
In each episode of The Luxury Podcast, William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith will tackle an area of life that they think you should upgrade, helping you create the everyday moments of luxury that make life worth living, and sorting the Onslows from the Hyacinths. Join William and Jonathan as they...
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Pick Of The Pods 2025
In our last episode of the year, Jonathan and William reflect on the most luxury, executive, and hilarious moments of 2025.
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Firefighters' Funerals and Doggy Decorum
In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan look towards their very fancy Christmas do. Plus, a surprising appearance from Jennifer Patterson,...
Christmas
William and Jonathan are feeling (somewhat) festive this week as they look ahead to Christmas. They discuss when the appropriate time to put up decora...
Splits In Suspenders
It’s a particularly silly bonus episode of the podcast this week, featuring a showcase of William doing the splits. Plus, discussion of braces and sus...
Headwear and Footwear
William and Jonathan delve into hats and shoes this week - from what makes a luxury hat, to hat-wearing etiquette, to if wearing 'comedy socks' is eve...
Taxi Rage and Trouser Stains
In this week's bonus, the team look back on Luxury Live and share some very executive behind the scenes stories - including a mishap with one presente...
Dating
In this week's main episode, William and Jonathan share their lessons of love - from who should pay, to how to deal with rude behaviour, to why Wagama...
Roommate Resurrections and Holiday Hilarity
In this week's bonus episode, Jonathan's excited for his upcoming holiday, and William's excited for the gift he's bringing him back. Plus, li...
Cooking
Today's episode is an assault on the senses that sees Jonathan and William sharing their very favourite taste sensations. We also return to Jonathan's...
Barb's Baps and Dental Disgorges
It's yet another varied bonus episode this week, starting with an update from William's first Halloween experience. The true horror, though, lies in a...
Parenting
It's the return of former children William and Jonathan, as this week they're discussing parenting. Conversation topics range from wondering if they'd...
Luxury Lurgies and Manly Pinks
Jonathan is suffering with an executive sniffle, but thankfully William is on hand to tend to his needs and keep things firmly pointed in a luxury dir...
Radio
Tune in your wireless to The Luxury Podcast, as this week our hosts are paying homage to the radio. William and Jonathan share their recommendations f...
Runaway Vicars, Good Bants and Sex Ponds
In this week's bonus episode, we have an update on the pressing items in our hosts' lives (Jonathan's glasses and William's cleaner). Plus, Jane McDon...
Personal Grooming
In this week's episode, William and Jonathan compare their personal grooming routines and discover that one host's is far more lengthy than the other’...
Persistent Pests and Fryer Fallouts
In this week's bonus, William and Jonathan's friendship is put to the ultimate test. In JVS's words, they've never been so close to falling out - and...
Halloween
William and Jonathan attempt to put a luxury spin on spooky season. The two cover everything from the fancy dress of Jonathan's youth, to the most eff...
Fainting Scares and Special Chairs
In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan catch up after William's housewarming party. Jonathan revisits some of his more outrageous comments...
Pet Hates
In this week's episode, William and Jonathan explore their pet hates - of which there are many, of course. Two previous episode themes collide, with c...
Ancient Alarms and Multifocal Mirth
In this week's bonus episode, William gives a very important update about his new alarm system - and Jonathan is himself alarmed to discover his may b...
Funerals
In this week's episode, William and Jonathan consider the biggest question of them all: how to have a luxury death. The two plan their funerals in gre...
Headboard Schemes and Deathly Dreams
In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan compare notes on how to pick the most thorough and executive cleaner. Jonathan puts himself forward...
Supermarkets
Follow Jonathan and William down the aisle in this week's episode, all about supermarkets. The two reflect on the different shop names, what they say...
Dame Patricia Routledge (1929 - 2025)
With the sad news of Patricia Routledge's death, William and Jonathan pause to remember the award-winning actress, and star of ‘Keeping Up Appearances...
Restaurant Rudeness and Luxurious Lathering
In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan kick things off with an update on their social calendars, before a very in-depth discussion on the...
School Days
In this week's episode, William and Jonathan revisit their school days, and the wardrobe malfunctions, questionable language lessons and brutish bulli...
Well-Hung Walls and Waterlogged Balls
In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan run through the alarms, smoke screens and panic rooms that make one's system thoroughly secure. Plu...
Health
William and Jonathan will see you now! This week's episode is all about health, and the two take a trip down memory lane, revisiting some of their mos...
Pasty Crumbs and Pilot Holes
In this week's bonus episode, a rat is sighted in one presenter's garden, and the other has to contend with pasty crumbs in the carpet. If this doesn'...
Horoscopes
In this week's episode, former children William and Jonathan seek out the spiritual with an exploration of horoscopes. The two scour over their own ho...
Tree Roots and Crusty Tissues
In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan discuss all the latest mod-cons - from faux wood windows, to sausage-shaped dog poo bins, to the ve...
Flatmates
In this week's episode, William and Jonathan take a trip down memory lane and revisit their flatshares - complete with stories of broken bones, secret...
Swingers, Saline and Stainless Steel
In this week's bonus episode, William gives an update on his movements - house and otherwise. Jonathan, in a rare moment, finds a cleaning case in whi...
Sunday Roasts
In this week's episode, William and Jonathan get into the meat of the matter, defining the most luxury and executive Sunday roast for the masses. The...
Boots, Books and Beef Curtains
It's another bonus episode that's as eclectic as it is executive, with topics ranging from dog beds, to sex perverts, to glasses shopping. Plus, Willi...
Moving House
In this week's episode, William is approaching completion - and ponders how best to clean up after. Jonathan lends his consumer expertise to this conu...
Constitutional Cauliflower And Secret Shoe Shines
In this week's bonus episode, William and Jonathan decide on the most executive form of air conditioning, before revisiting two of their most infamous...
Physical Exercise
In this week's main episode, William and Jonathan discuss Physical Exercise - and appropriately enough, start the episode getting quite hot and bother...
Rats, Swingers and Opera Capes
No stone is left unturned in this week's bonus episode, with William and Jonathan ranging from conversation about pest control, to England's new footb...
Laundry
It's Laundry Day in this week's episode, and Jonathan is in ecstasy, treating William to a demonstration of his very executive - and very potent - det...